"I’m Here for the Snacks and Freedom" Because someone has to eat 37 cookies before noon.
Let’s be real—your kid doesn’t care about fireworks, history, or why we’re all wearing flag stuff. They came for one reason:snacks. And maybe to run in circles screaming. But mostly snacks.
With a red, white, and bluesmiley facethrowing peace signs like they just dropped the last chip in the bean dip, this tee is a wholemood—and the snack line better be ready.
Key Features:
•Snack-First Fashion:Forget politics—this is about popsicles. •Red, White & Chew:Peace, love, and probably some powdered sugar on their face. •Built for Chaos:Gildan 5000B cotton holds strong through watermelon stains and juice box drama. •Printed in the USA:Because even tiny snack monsters deserve freedom in style.
Product Details:
•Shirt:Gildan 5000B Heavy Cotton Youth Tee •Fit:Classic youth sizing—room to grow (and snack) •Material:100% preshrunk cotton—soft, tough, and ready to party •Care:Machine washable because… ketchup. •Design:“I’m Here for the Snacks and Freedom” with a smiley face rocking patriotic peace signs
This July 4th (or Tuesday), let your kid rep what really matters: snacks, vibes, and unapologetic crumb trails.
