I’m not afraid of you I married an Italian. That’s not a flex. That’s a survival story.
Because once you’ve argued with someone who can debate, cry, and make a mean lasagna all at the same time—you’ve officially seen things.Loud things. Passionate things. Pasta-fueled things.
You don’t scare me. I’ve been through Sunday dinner with your Nonna. This shirt is for the unshakable, unbothered, and slightly unhinged spouses who know love comes with volume… and maybe a flying wooden spoon.
Key Features:
•Bold Energy:Wears like confidence. Reads like a warning. •Flag It Loud:Italian flag front and center—because the dramaruns deep. •Unisex Fit:Cozy enough for family fights, cute enough for wine nights. •Printed in the USA:Built to last longer than your in-laws' opinions.
Product Details:
•Type:Comfort Colors 1717 shirt •Design:“I’m not afraid of you—I married an Italian” with the Italian flag •Fit:Unisex, relaxed/oversized for women •Sizing:Want it oversized like Nonna’s dinner portions? Size up 2 •Print:Designed and printed in the USA
For the brave soul who said “I do” and immediately learned how to dodge verbal jabs and dodge meatballs with grace. You didn’t just marry into a family—you enlisted.
